tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-282722442011-04-21T13:08:05.777-07:00This blog is done by Dickson and Ze Jie, thanks dickson for the layout, please help me post more things, and for me, is to irritate you twits out there, so now, go to hell twits! Have a bad day!Anti-twitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11749648462396056960noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272244.post-1148193116920002802006-05-20T23:14:00.000-07:002006-05-20T23:31:56.920-07:00Today I'm reviewing a twit blog, yepps, A TWIT BLOG, you got that right and it is....<a href="http://http://jolene-innocentbaby-miiee.blogs.friendster.com/shine_wif_miiee/">http://jolene-innocentbaby-miiee.blogs.friendster.com/shine_wif_miiee/</a><br />This twit here is an ah lian, yepp, sure is, and please, her, she calls herself so called pretty, and what? Got many boyfriends???? Dont make me laugh! Please!!!<br /><br /> innocentbaby-miiee????What the FUCK, sorry for swearing, but seriously, you made me choke on a fish ball innocentbaby-miie. And whats with the 'shine_wif_miie'?? Do you seriously think you shine?? Your face too oily that it shines?? COME ON man.<br /><br /> What else? U think a blog is a lyric station? N what? lyrics are sooo coool??? Shit U. Shit u man.<br />So lame please. You twits piss me off.<br /><br /> Thats the end of the first review, bye bye!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/28272244-114819311692000280?l=antitwits.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Anti-twitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11749648462396056960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272244.post-1148041795304768962006-05-19T05:28:00.000-07:002006-05-19T05:29:55.306-07:00Today, we launch the basic background of the blog. We hope to receive some comments from u guys, cuz we arent exactly the best of bloggers here. So yea, tell us what type of blogskin will suit this blog. We sincerely thank you for your co-operation.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/28272244-114804179530476896?l=antitwits.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Anti-twitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11749648462396056960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272244.post-1148043145487817232006-05-19T04:57:00.000-07:002006-05-21T00:04:46.773-07:00Ok, I'm BACK, with more arsenals against twits! Okiex, aiim buackk wiib muore arrsenallzx agaiisnt twiitzx! Betcha had difficulties understanding that! Now here's a short guide about the ''words'' they use yea? Have you been trying to figure out what those bitchass have been talking about for the last few years, now you can! BUT, these are only some of the common words they use.<br />(Btw, due to time restrictions, the last few haven't had time to think of)<br /><br />A<br /><br />aii-I<br /><br />B<br /><br />boii-boy<br />buaiis-bye<br />bitch-biitch<br />buayy haao baii-shameless<br />berii-very<br /><br />C<br /><br />cannorrt-cannot<br />cuud-could<br /><br />D<br /><br />diaozx-???<br />durcnhh-don't<br />durcnhh noe-dunno<br />dii dii-lil bro<br />diie-die<br /><br />E<br /><br />euu-you<br />euur-your<br />eberyone-everyone<br />eber-ever<br />eben-even<br /><br />F<br /><br />fereber-forever<br />4eva-forever<br />fwens-friends<br />fwenster-friendster<br />fwee-free<br /><br />G<br /><br />gerr gerr- girl<br />gurlx-girl<br />gib-give<br />guud-good<br />guaii-good<br />gh3y-gay<br /><br />H<br /><br />hab-have<br />haben-haven't<br />happiii-happy<br />hiim-him<br />herr-her<br />hiihii-hi<br /><br />I<br /><br />iishh-is<br />iiu-you<br /><br />J<br /><br />jiie jiie-sister<br /><br />K<br /><br />knn-kanina?vulgar<br />kb-call father? vulgar<br />kok-cock<br />kekex-???<br /><br />L<br /><br />liaoz<br />lerrx<br />lehx<br />lorzx<br />lUrV3-love<br />lurbbe-love<br />lUbBx-love<br /><br />M<br /><br />miie-me<br />muaii-my<br />marmiie-mother<br />manii-many<br />mehx<br /><br />N<br /><br />nopex-nope<br />nopez-nope<br />neber-never<br />nEhx<br />norrt-not<br />norrtt-not<br /><br />O<br /><br />orr-or<br />oiii-???<br /><br />P<br /><br />ponntenngg-ponteng/skip<br />paiisehx-sorry<br />pIinK-pink<br />pwincess-princess<br />pwince-prince<br /><br />Q<br /><br />???<br /><br />R<br /><br />reallii-really<br />readiing-reading<br /><br />S<br /><br />shiit-shit<br />shiiok-shiok/exciting<br />shuud-should<br /><br />T<br /><br />toopid-stupid<br />tuupid-stupid<br /><br />U<br /><br />uber-????<br /><br />V<br /><br />verrii-very<br /><br />W<br /><br />worrz<br />worrx<br /><br />X<br /><br />xxnamexx<br /><br />Y<br /><br />???<br /><br />Z<br /><br />???<br /><br />That's all for today, yea, please give me some comments or maybe help me with the twitionary!<br />Bye!<br />Thanks Dickson for the layout!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/28272244-114804314548781723?l=antitwits.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Anti-twitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11749648462396056960noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28272244.post-1147880296691680292006-05-17T07:54:00.000-07:002006-05-19T04:56:18.236-07:00OK, firstly, I wanna say is....Welcome to this blog, ok, that's lame. Ok, erm, this blog is specially created for anti twits like YOU and ME, yepps, ANTI-TWITS, also, designed against ah Lians, so please ah lians, or twits, dont hold it against me, because U guys apparently STINK, and PLEASE DONT SPAM ME twits.<br /><br /> Firstly, I find that twits suck, secondly, twits suck, thirdly twits suck! Also, ahlians, DIE! GAYS DIE TOO!! Wait a sec, look at this, <a href="http://colinandkero.blogspot.com">http://colinandkero.blogspot.com</a>?? What the hell man?! These are Gays and Twits, colin and kero, Shit u man, seriously, homosexuality? come on! Wake up your ideas man, say stuff like,''darlin iishh sho handsomex, okiex?'' What the hell is wrong with you people now a days man? Gaying? Twiting? What the heck!<br /><br /> Oh yea, another thing, guys, go visit <a href="http://museum-of-twits.blogspot.com">http://museum-of-twits.blogspot.com</a>, its damn cool. Also, you guys or girls out there with friendster, be super careful dudes, or else you'll meet a twit, HAHAHAHA, that's lame. Ok, this is how a twit friendster account goes, if you are interested in making one, also, here's an example of a twit OR ah lian friendster account <a href="http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=18374111">http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=18374111</a><br /><br />Firstly, say how you hate studying:<br />aii hatex sch nAhx<br /><br />Then state your occupation:<br />StUdEnt!<br /><br />Then put some crap into your ''about me'':(this is a sample of a twit's acount)<br /><br />all aboutx miie:<br />miiex iishh lame guyx lurve(state your likes and stuff, using twit languages)<br /><br />xxXX(your name)XXxx<br />yOur sCh NaHxz<br />(then state your stuff that you do or like in twit languages again e.g. aii lurbee canoeiingx<br />osho, aii lurbbe arrtt andd ruggbiiee)<br />(then say your height, weight, age and stuff)<br />e.g. heiighxt:170 <3 larx =".="> aii lurbbe euu 4 eva!!<br />(Then, go onto to say how many god bros and sis ya got)<br />e.g. jiie jiie: blah blah blah<br /> dii dii: blah blah blah<br /> bao bei nu er: blah blah blah<br /> marmiie:blah blah blah<br /> dadiie:blah blah blah<br /> ah gong: blah blah blah<br /> laogong:blah blah<br />(Then go on to say some stuff about yourself in twit language)<br />(lastly, end your friendster with a sad story)<br />She ends herr storriie herex...<br />(next, add as many people that you do not know as possible)<br />(almost forgot, add as many pix of yourself as possible[preferbly damn act cute ones] and also, neo prints).<br />Theres your ah lian or twit friendster account!<br /> <br /> Now I'm gonna emphasise on ah lians!<br />What the heck is wrong with you lians man? Is this some kinda religion? Being lians? lianerism??? What the heck man!?<br />And what? have lame names like xiiao cutiiex? or XXPiNkGeRrGeRrXX?? Are your names really worst thna these that you have to resort to these n..na..names??? COME ON, WAKE UP YOUR IDEAS!!!<br /><br />What do they wear?<br />-HIGH PINK/SOCKS<br />-let down hair in school uniform<br />-school uniform untucked outside school<br />-hair dyed VERY obviously with neon colours<br />-DAMN act cute<br />-Zi lian(self obsessed) e.g. take pix of themselves evernow and then<br />-Loves to say kb or cb or knn in msn<br />-have loads of pix of themselves on msn<br />-loves pink<br />-their names normally go like XxnameXx<br />-They suck<br />-Act japanese(hair etc)<br /><br />Also, I find that generally, not much ah bengs are like that.<br />So, since this is an anti twit, Gays and ah lian blog, I will not write about ah bengs.<br /><br />Gays<br />-Damn gay<br />-damn gay<br />-damn gay<br />-damn gay<br />-twit to a certain extent<br />-normally 2 macho guys standing close to each other wearing tight shirts showing off muscles<br /><br />I shall cover more on my next post! Cya!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/28272244-114788029669168029?l=antitwits.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Anti-twitshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11749648462396056960noreply@blogger.com2